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GRANDMA FOR SALE
This is the auction of the century. Never has there been an opportunity
quite like this. For a limited time, and I mean LIMITED...you
have a chance to bid on this 100% authentic Grandma. She was born
in the early 1900's. She has lived through 2 World wars and the
Clinton Presidency. She loves cleaning house and picking up after
2 pairs of Dentures
1 Set of old lady clothes
1 pair of glasses
3 bottles of foot ointment
1 Rocking Chair
Your grandma will come wraped in jumbo bubble wrap, in a crate
that doubles as a wooden coffin when she dies. We are so sure
you will be happy with your grandma that we will throw in an extra
pair of dentures. THATS NO TYPO! a free pair of dentures, but
only for a limited time. If for any reason you are not happy with
your grandma, just return her within 30 days for a full money
back gurantee. If price goes beyond $500 shipping and handling
is free. Otherwise shipping and handling is $19.95.
Warning: Grandma is known to spout profanity at times, and does
get cranky if not given her medicene (note: medicene is not included)
Grandma for Sale - MUST SEE!!! (Item #69987688)
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